7 Halloween Costumes for the Single & Proud
Let’s face it. The scariest thing about Halloween is all the couples that swamp our feeds with perfectly matching costumes and weirdly well-executed Sonny and Cher. Where does one find such detailed costumes, you may ask? I’m wondering, where does one simply find a partner to do them with?
It’s October and we’re heading into another Halloween single. Sure, we’ve never been in a couple costumes in our lives, but the sting of facing the Hallow parties alone never quite goes away. So instead, I’ve decided to celebrate being single with costumes that showcase all the moods of singlehood. Feeling rebellious, allusive, or maybe your friends are forcing you to go to that Murray Hill pregame that frankly you just don’t give a sh*t about? Well, I’ve got the costumes for you.
Being single on Halloween actually has its perks. You can be whoever you want to be without factoring in anyone else. You can literally go wherever you want (friends and parties pending), you can drink and dance how much or however you want, and there is no one to tell you to get down from the witch’s table. Being single on Halloween is simply just elite. The night is ours and we can be as spooky as we want. So, choose your mood and pick your player. Grab some friends or scare solo. Let’s go spooky b*tches!
Warning: Costumes may cause an elevation of not giving a sh*t